accident averted

Today I almost got hit -- twice.

The first time, I was in my car driving to Wal-Mart when someone decided to turn left across traffic right in front of me. They weren't even right in front of me, they were turing into my passenger door! The guy in front of him turned, so I guess he thought he would just continue...HELLO! I don't have a stop sign...you have to wait for me to pass first!

I'm still not sure how I got pass him, oh wait, that's right...I swirved like a crazy person {or like someone from those tire commercials} into the shoulder on the other lane of traffic!! I would have gone further over, but there was a rock wall on that side and I was getting pinned between the two!

It was by far the closest I've come to a serious accident and by the grace of God I got out of it safely. When I did get back into my lane I glanced in the rearview mirror to see the massive SUV just sitting in the middle of the road...I'm sure he was stunned I made it by without us hitting each other. His headlights were at my passenger window -- it was a big SUV -- there's no way it wouldn't have completely crushed the side.

Thank you Lord for safety.

The next place I almost got hit was outside of my car, in the Wal-Mart parking lot. I dropped off my cart at a cart return and was on my way back to my car when someone started backing up into me....HELLO! can't you see a pretty girl in a black coat directly behind your car???

Gosh. Am I invisible or what today?